Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy " Will you marry me? "
The guy said, " No " , and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had
to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.
The End
36 comments:
i missed that one in fairytales 101 and got married... oh well, he's better then a vibe!
he, he, funny...here by way of Dr. John, good morning, hugs.
Bwah! Good one.
Catch,
"Tis a consumation devoutly to be wished. ;-)
rel
That was so cute! Thanks for the morning laugh!
Oh, and I LOVE that Marilyn Monroe movie, Gentlemen Prefer Blonds! Wonderfully funny and cute.
Here by Dr. John.....I was just thinking yesterday if I were not married I would probably be skinny because whenever I was not with a guy I was skinny!
But I love my hubby toooooo much and will have to try to get skinny with him.
This is funny. Love your blog. It's beautiful.
Just passing by from Dr. John.
Sounds like a good FairyTale to me.
Then I could lunch in Rome, shop in Paris, and live in Malibu! That would be my FairyTale!! :P
haha Catch
The old fart said "yes", and party never ends-YEAH RIGHT!
I dont know that I would always have a clean house!
Thanks Dr. John for the points.
Wow, if only I read this years ago. I would had claimed it as my own personal fairy tale.
Dr. John Marathoning' This afternoon!
-Margie
Awesome.
I really loved your:
"WHY DO I HAVE TO GET MARRIED?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!"
Sounds good to me..martinis,clean house,skinny...
Love it. I love my hubby but I'd love a clean house and a martini!
Dr John marathon, yeah!
HI from dr.johns great blog
Hahaha! Good one :)
Hi Catch how you doing? just been reading Dr John's blog
Wish you well
Catch Dr john sent me He!He!He!
Wish you well
Great fairy tale.
Cute! Here from Dr. John's marathon.
Ha! That's great.
Here from Dr. John's.
The greatest fairy tale ever told!
Hahah! I love it..
That was cute!
Marathoning with Dr. John!
Dr John sent me!! Guess I like to cook and sometime even clean but I'll take shopping anyday!!
When I retire, I shall go shopping and drink martinis and stay up all night doing marathons.
Aahhh. ;) I am here from myself.
That was funny and probably true for those who aren't married.
came from Dr john's blog
HI Catch!!!! nice blog!!!!! very colorful!Dr John sent me
Love your sense of humor Catch.....
I called the Dr this morning, told him I was a woman on the edge, and that I changed my mind about the prozac, he said, "you are married, huh." gee, how did he know?
Dr. John Marathon time again...
but I would have come anyway....
Catch, that joke is great! Since you enjoyed it so much, check out the children's book, "Ths Paper Bag Princess," by Robert Munch. The Princess does the rescuing.
Oh dang! And Dr. John sent me! pppft :P
So what?
You eat out?
Order Take-aways & pizza delivery?
Not pizza if she wants to stay thin
Anyway there is another fairy story
And the girl said YES
sometimes she cooks
sometimes he cooks
sometimes she drinks, he drives
sometimes he drinks, she drives
babies? well if you don't wanna ruin your figure, and you don't wanna spend a couple of years changing nappies, puke, and worried sick about every little cough, or bug going round
You can do an Angelina, and adopt.
But hey why adopt. Plenty of other ways one can be helpful to others raising children ... nephews, nieces, in laws, neighbours
But I would have helped keep your house clean & tidy
I would have shaken or stirred your Martinis, is that with olive
And if you didn't fart too much we could have an open door between our rooms, and ocassionally sleep in the same bed, or on the rug in the front room, or fitted a large bath, and had the odd sauna together, or slipped into the shower together, or ...
But alas, the girl said NO
and went shopping. lol!
whoops!! lol..
hahahahaaaaa, I luv this catch!
I wish the story was about me!
:( always have 2 learn the hard way
:)
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