Wednesday, September 06, 2006

shortest fairytale ever....


Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy " Will you marry me? "

The guy said, " No " , and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had
to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The End

37 comments:

Bluepaintred said...

i missed that one in fairytales 101 and got married... oh well, he's better then a vibe!

Chana said...

he, he, funny...here by way of Dr. John, good morning, hugs.

gunngirl said...

Bwah! Good one.

Remiman said...

Catch,
"Tis a consumation devoutly to be wished. ;-)
rel

Kathleen Marie said...
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Kathleen Marie said...

That was so cute! Thanks for the morning laugh!

Oh, and I LOVE that Marilyn Monroe movie, Gentlemen Prefer Blonds! Wonderfully funny and cute.

Lori's Minute said...

Here by Dr. John.....I was just thinking yesterday if I were not married I would probably be skinny because whenever I was not with a guy I was skinny!

But I love my hubby toooooo much and will have to try to get skinny with him.

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

This is funny. Love your blog. It's beautiful.
Just passing by from Dr. John.

candy said...

Great blog!!! I will definately check back!! Here by way of Dr. John.

Christine said...

Sounds like a good FairyTale to me.
Then I could lunch in Rome, shop in Paris, and live in Malibu! That would be my FairyTale!! :P

oldfartswife said...

haha Catch
The old fart said "yes", and party never ends-YEAH RIGHT!

Janvangogh said...

I dont know that I would always have a clean house!

Thanks Dr. John for the points.

Margaret said...

Wow, if only I read this years ago. I would had claimed it as my own personal fairy tale.

Dr. John Marathoning' This afternoon!

-Margie

~Macarena~ said...

Awesome.

I really loved your:
"WHY DO I HAVE TO GET MARRIED?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!"

butterflies said...

Sounds good to me..martinis,clean house,skinny...

Gingers Mom said...

Love it. I love my hubby but I'd love a clean house and a martini!

Dr John marathon, yeah!

Doll House Stories said...

HI from dr.johns great blog

Michelle said...

Hahaha! Good one :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Catch how you doing? just been reading Dr John's blog
Wish you well

zingtrial said...

Catch Dr john sent me He!He!He!
Wish you well

Lori said...

Great fairy tale.

Cindy said...

Cute! Here from Dr. John's marathon.

Stacy said...

Ha! That's great.
Here from Dr. John's.

Mimi said...

The greatest fairy tale ever told!

ArtsyTartsyViray said...

Hahah! I love it..

That was cute!

Marathoning with Dr. John!

Sue said...

Dr John sent me!! Guess I like to cook and sometime even clean but I'll take shopping anyday!!

When I retire, I shall go shopping and drink martinis and stay up all night doing marathons.

:P fuzzbox said...

Aahhh. ;) I am here from myself.

Betty said...

That was funny and probably true for those who aren't married.
came from Dr john's blog

Catch said...

HI Catch!!!! nice blog!!!!! very colorful!Dr John sent me

Nea said...

Love your sense of humor Catch.....

I called the Dr this morning, told him I was a woman on the edge, and that I changed my mind about the prozac, he said, "you are married, huh." gee, how did he know?

Nea said...

Dr. John Marathon time again...

but I would have come anyway....

QuillDancer said...

Catch, that joke is great! Since you enjoyed it so much, check out the children's book, "Ths Paper Bag Princess," by Robert Munch. The Princess does the rescuing.

QuillDancer said...

Oh dang! And Dr. John sent me! pppft :P

QUASAR9 said...

So what?
You eat out?
Order Take-aways & pizza delivery?
Not pizza if she wants to stay thin

QUASAR9 said...

Anyway there is another fairy story

And the girl said YES

sometimes she cooks
sometimes he cooks

sometimes she drinks, he drives
sometimes he drinks, she drives

babies? well if you don't wanna ruin your figure, and you don't wanna spend a couple of years changing nappies, puke, and worried sick about every little cough, or bug going round

You can do an Angelina, and adopt.

But hey why adopt. Plenty of other ways one can be helpful to others raising children ... nephews, nieces, in laws, neighbours

But I would have helped keep your house clean & tidy
I would have shaken or stirred your Martinis, is that with olive

And if you didn't fart too much we could have an open door between our rooms, and ocassionally sleep in the same bed, or on the rug in the front room, or fitted a large bath, and had the odd sauna together, or slipped into the shower together, or ...

But alas, the girl said NO
and went shopping. lol!

White Magpie said...

whoops!! lol..

starbender said...

hahahahaaaaa, I luv this catch!
I wish the story was about me!
:( always have 2 learn the hard way

:)