Monday, June 05, 2006

~Jacob and Rebecca ~


Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers, "Yes."Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

13 comments:

Louisiana said...

i love it...hillarious!

B.R.L said...

That was funny .

Anonymous said...

Ha ha!

That's a new one on me!

Anonymous said...

LOL! I was wondering where that was going!

Linda said...

LMAO!!

Lori's Minute said...

Now that is funny! Made my day!

Joe & Karen said...

Here's to love HA HA HA... All went fine today, just got home. I have about 50 pounds to loose to be at my healthiest, can't believe I just said that for all to see. good thing in our blog I'm hiding behind Joe. You always make me feel better Catch. Thank You. Have a great day by the pool, its HOT up here.
K.

Bluepaintred said...

lol thats super... i likeed that one... but you know it is kinda cool that they were getting married that old!

Catch said...

Chana , Betty. Mimi, Beady and Lori:thank you, glad you enjoyed it!!

TC: you can register anywhere these days..lol

Honey: Mims SIL is registered at Periwinkle R Us

Karen: Glad you had a safe trip, your flowers are gorgeous!!!No pool today, not warm enough.

Paint:and such a convenient place to register!

Dr.John said...

In our day we never registered at any place. We got three coffee pots.

:P fuzzbox said...

These guys are on their toes. Or at least on the edge of their walkers.

Overwhelmed! said...

That is too funny! :)

Christopher said...

That's a good one, thanks for posting it!
Peace,
Chris