Monday, June 05, 2006

~Jacob and Rebecca ~


Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers, "Yes."Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

14 comments:

Chana said...

i love it...hillarious!

Betty said...

That was funny .

TC said...

Ha ha!

That's a new one on me!

Mimi said...

LOL! I was wondering where that was going!

beadinggalinMS said...

LMAO!!

Lori's Minute said...

Now that is funny! Made my day!

Joe & Karen said...

Here's to love HA HA HA... All went fine today, just got home. I have about 50 pounds to loose to be at my healthiest, can't believe I just said that for all to see. good thing in our blog I'm hiding behind Joe. You always make me feel better Catch. Thank You. Have a great day by the pool, its HOT up here.
K.

Honey said...

Hilarious!!! ROFLMAO!!!
HHmmm...is this Mimi's sister in law!!??!! FL wedding! J?K!!
Take care!!
You eased me some for my bad day!

Bluepaintred said...

lol thats super... i likeed that one... but you know it is kinda cool that they were getting married that old!

Catch said...

Chana , Betty. Mimi, Beady and Lori:thank you, glad you enjoyed it!!

TC: you can register anywhere these days..lol

Honey: Mims SIL is registered at Periwinkle R Us

Karen: Glad you had a safe trip, your flowers are gorgeous!!!No pool today, not warm enough.

Paint:and such a convenient place to register!

Dr.John said...

In our day we never registered at any place. We got three coffee pots.

:P fuzzbox said...

These guys are on their toes. Or at least on the edge of their walkers.

Overwhelmed! said...

That is too funny! :)

Christopher said...

That's a good one, thanks for posting it!
Peace,
Chris