Thursday, September 20, 2007

;))

On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog.
He tied the dog under the shade of a tree
and went into the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar
and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree.
The redneck said that it was his.
The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat---
she's cool kawse I got 'ER tied unner the shade tree.
The policeman says, "No! You don't understand--
your dog needs to be bred."
"No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread,
she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out;
"NO! You don't seem to understand,
your dog wants to have sex!"
The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says,
"Go 'head. I always wanted a police dog!"

11 comments:

Bazza said...

I've had better images in my head Catch.

tkkerouac said...

ahhhhaaaaa, funny.

Catch said...

Bazaa ~ its only a joke Sweety, you dont have to have a picture of it in your head...lol

kat & tk ~ lol, I thought so.

Akelamalu said...

That's terrible! LOL

Anonymous said...

I'd settle on just a policeman. LOL! HA!

eZ said...

good one! haha

Dr.John said...

And a funny joke it is.

Big Pissy said...

When did you talk to my next door neighbor?!?!? LOL

MarmiteToasty said...

(((Catch))) sorry I aint been around, what with me holiday in Maine USA and then back to shitloads of work and then me bleedin computer having MAJOR problems and then me birthday (computer still not fixed proper), so Ive been on and off me maties computer and this shit one as and when its worked..... I will try and catch up over the weekend..

Ive missed you.........x

Rick Rockhill said...

LOL that was a good one. thanks for the chuckle!

Noelle said...

you naughty girl. that's hilarious!