Sunday, January 07, 2007

The weekend is over!

I hope you all had a great weekend. It was a wet one here, got colder today than it has been. No snow yet! This global warming crap is for the birds. I dont like it. I want the regular weather we are supposed to be having at this time of the year. Someone said the other day that we will have all kind of insects this summer because of it being so warm this winter. Im going to have to get me one of those bee keeper suits to wear outside this summer. Im scared to death of insects. Im not sure if this is global warming or the end is near. Everything it says in the Bible is coming true. I think it might be a good time to straighten up and fly right. Rel of Under the Microscope wrote a good article on this last week. Pop over and see it. His link is on my blogroll.

I went and picked up my sweeper this weekend. I got the dyson, and I have to say I really like it. It picks up really good. So far I have sucked up the dog, a pair of slippers and a People magazine....(just teasing!)...well maybe not about the People magazine.

OK, lets have a question of the day......

What do you need to clean up about yourself to make you a better person?

I need to quit cussing.( damn, shit, piss, f_ _ _, bastard, sombitch, hell, asshole...I think those are slang words...but nonetheless I need to stop using them.

I need to stop smoking.

Im sure there are a few other things I could work on..I just dont know what they are right now. When I think of them Ill let you know!

Have a good week kids! And answer the question please.

26 comments:

strauss said...

Don't give up the cussing, it is refreshing ha ha - Don't mind a bit.
I loved what you wrote in your profile about your family. I have two little ones 2 and 4 years. I hope that my house is Grand Central Station when they are grown with their own families.
Bless you.

Shelli said...

I need to change antidepressants. I am too crabby.

Autumn said...

I grumble to much at my husband but then again he is an idiot like most men lol.

Catch said...

Strauss ~ Thank You!

Shelli ~ Thats easy enough to do!I may have a post about that this week! Stay tuned.

Autumn ~ Oh honey....I sooo agree...lol

Dirk_Star said...

I need to quit flirting with all the cute internet girls.

So, what are you doing later, sexy?

Doh...

Better luck next year I guess.

shishyboo said...

found you via Strauss. Love your sense of humour. I'll be back

NMOTB said...

Hello Catch!!!!!!!! I am sorry I am only getting to you now - It has been so hectic round here since I got back from holiday!!!!! I am with you on the cursing, shit, I gotta try and cut down abit!!!!!!!!!

Take Care!

Tina Dray said...

Need to clean my car more often it's a disgrace!
But it's better than Bazza's his is an health hazzard!!!!lol

Glad the Dyson is going well! i should maybe use ours to clean up the cars!

Ginny said...

I need to quit cussing and that damn baby weight. (My baby is 10!)

bazza27 said...

I need to clean the car apparently, oh and stop making assumptions (like why clean the car when the kids and wifey will just muck it up again)

kristi said...

This weather is unreal, its been in the 80s here in Southeast Georgia. I like a little coolness, I can only imagine what the summertime will bring for me.

As for what I need to do to make myself better, I too need to clean up my mouth. I am married to a sailor but I curse worse than a sailor. Go Figure

Bluepaintred said...

i need to stop eating junk. Its like i graze alll day long. today I had breakfast, i normally dont. I have decided i will not eat one solid think untll 12 noon, if i get hungry in the mean time i will gorge on water.

LauraJ said...

for me it's the cussing. i'm working on the drinking thing, but hey i can only do one at a time. fuck i need a drink! :p

Pixie said...

For me my image, I need to be a slim size 2 - or so the media tell me.
Seriously I do need to get rid of my belly but lack the drive it takes....

Something I need to work on I fear.

~Deb said...

The biggest problem that I'm having is the fact that there are so many damn ladybugs floating around in my house. I don't know where they come from or how they get in, but it was massive yesterday. It was so warm out that I was wearing a t-shirt. This is NY- we're supposed to have 3 ft of snow and cold weather. I was even going to lay out in the sun and have some cocktails with my girlfriend it was THAT nice out! Isn't it weird?

Anyway, the biggest thing I would like to clean up about myself is the fact that I am so insecure with myself upon certain things, that it prevents me from living a normal life sometimes and doing things that I want to do.

Great question.

Hope you had a terrific weekend!

Christine said...

I so agree with Autumn! :P
And I need to stop eating so much junk. Chasing the kids around helps me burn it off, but that won't last forever, I hope!

LOL! Those vaccuums do suck up EVERYTHING! :)

Dr.John said...

I was about to blame Bush for global warming when I remembered the ice age ended with rapid glocal warming and there were almost no people. who caused that? In any case I am not happy with the changhe either.

Remiman said...

Catch,
Thanks for the nod.
As far as things I need to clean up to be a better person?
I perfect, I'm having a hard time with this one.
OK:
1. Stop thinking I'm perfect.
2. Minimize the cussing. (George Carlan is my idol) I learned the 7 words you can't say on tv when he first came out with them.
3. Leave the junk food at the store.
4. don't over eat the good food.
5. Listen to my wife once in awhile
6. Call my brother and sister more often.
7.Focus on the good in the world.

See I told you ...ah...well ...never mind.
rel

Remiman said...

Catch,
you're a peach sweetie!
rel

boneman said...

CLEAN MY BEDROOM!

maybe stop sending silly ass jokes around, but they're so funny sometimes, I can't help m'self.
This lil gem came from Jean....


In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.

A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh, if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

"There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, that fish will jump for the fly, and I will eat him."

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish leaps for it, that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper trophy."

You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there was more.

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish jumps for that fly, and that bear grabs for that fish, the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish jumps for that fly, and that bear grabs for that fish, and that hunter shoots that bear, and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water,

The fish swallows the fly,
The bear grabs the fish,
The hunter shoots the bear,
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich,
The cat jumps for the mouse,
The mouse ducks, and
The cat falls into the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is:

Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is probably in danger


Now, I ask you....is that using bad language? I don't think so.

Gingers Mom said...

I agree. Global warming BLOWS. I miss chilly days. It is never ever chilly even here anymore.

As for what I need to clean up? I need to be less lazy. Really, I spend too much time indulging myself and ignoring my kids. I am a work in progress.

kat said...

Just when I thought I had enough reasons to fear global warming... now I have to add bug infestation to the list?

Not good. This is not good.

Mimi said...

Cussing ain't so bad. It is theraputic. I wish more people would take global warming seriously.

EZ said...

hey catch-haha boneman
cussing, and my tendencies to be crude and vulgar
oh and give up porn!! haha

Blogarita said...

There's not a single thing I need to do to make myself a better person.

Unless maybe it's doing something about my overinflated ego.

Michelle said...

Glad you're liking your Dyson!

Interesting question! I think I need to exercise more - I don't do that enough and I need to take better care of myself in that way!