Tuesday, January 09, 2007

this cracks me up!!!


bazza27 said...

That's him left happily in the shit then.

Tongue in Cheek Antiques said...

Magots gross!And then Bazza's comment, cracked me up !!

Tina Dray said...

oh catch i find it bit scarey funny but scarey!

Hate Flies!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Relationships are so hard...

EZ said...

ewwwww catch-you sick beach!
I hate maggots-and flies, makes me want to puke. lol

Bluepaintred said...

oh ewwwww

Remiman said...

And then the Maggot started a cafe in Paris. The mother had free rein of the kitchen. lol

Wish I'd been a human on the wall when that tete a tete was going on.


~Deb said...

Oh.........muy..........GAWD! And I thought my post for today was disgusting! Where do you get these things??????????

Kat said...

So disgusting its funny! Ugh, I always have to wonder about the artists that draw these kinds of things.

Blogarita said...

Doesn't she know how difficult it's going to be to be a single fly, trying to raise a couple of maggots all by herself?

boneman said...

"Fly me to the Moon" is taking on a whole different connotation, now.

are those low fat cow chips he has?

I guess she got tired of him bugging her, eh?

I notice he has a watch...do you suppose it's true ?
Time flies?

"course he'll be liable fer helping till the lil maggots are fully weaned....or is that "winged"?

He turned and looked at her and she suddenly realized it wasn't Harold at all. Their fifteen million eys met, there was a gasp, and she dropped her maggots and they made sweet buzz right there in front of the tv.

boneman said...

oh yeah...the "fly" thing may be catching on.
Here's one from Jean....

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.

A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh, if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

"There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, that fish will jump for the fly, and I will eat him."

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish leaps for it, that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper trophy."

You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there was more.

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish jumps for that fly, and that bear grabs for that fish, the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish jumps for that fly, and that bear grabs for that fish, and that hunter shoots that bear, and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water,

The fish swallows the fly,
The bear grabs the fish,
The hunter shoots the bear,
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich,
The cat jumps for the mouse,
The mouse ducks, and
The cat falls into the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is:

Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is probably in danger

(walks away whistling "Fly Me to the Moon")

Cindy said...

probably thought up and drawn by some fly by night cartoonist....

Dr.John said...

It makes me shiver.

Kayla said...

Your comments are funnier than the pic!
Boneman's joke is a good one.
Hope all is well Catch!

Rose said...

I have one word for that pic. Ewwwwwww!

Miss 1999 said...

You know, I can always count on you to lift my spirits! You have NO idea who much I needed that today *hugs*

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