Thursday, January 04, 2007

Poor Guy


The doctor said, "Bazaa, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Bazaa was shocked and depressed.
He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street,
he realized that he felt like a different person.
He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought,
"That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop
and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,
"Let's see...size 44 long."
Bazaa laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 year's!" the tailor said.

Bazaa tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.
As Bazaa admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Bazaa thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Bazaa and said,
"Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck ."
Bazaa was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
" Been in the business 60 year's."
Bazaa tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Bazaa walked comfortably around the shop,
and the salesman asked,
"How about some new underwear?"
Bazaa thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see...size 36." Bazaa laughed, "Ah ha! I got you,
I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second opinion - PRICELESS

26 comments:

JavaJabber said...

Now THAT's funny!

And thanks for the eye candy.

Blogarita said...

Very funny, Catch!

misterniceguy1960 said...

Tsk. How unkind.

Michelle said...

Oops!

Lori's Minute said...

AAAAARRRGGGHHHHH.....this is too funny!!!!

Autumn said...

Too cute!

Bluepaintred said...

personally, id like to know, from a guys point of veiw if this is plausable. who do we know who will put on some too tight wighties for us?

volenteers???

Dan said...

I'm sending back those 32" boxer shorts I just bought yesterday. Time to get those 34" ones.

Remiman said...

Catch,
Ge, I wish you'd put that up on monday before I had my surgery!!! ;-)
rel

Tina Dray said...

Oh catch that was funny i've seen the joke before but not with my Hubby's name in it cannot wait to see his face!
cannot stop laughing!

bazza27 said...

It's a good job the guy isn't called Bazza, otherwise I might have got a complex, especially with me being a size 34 as well!

Kat said...

LOL! Good one Catch, nice start to my rainy day.

EZ said...

hahaha!! catch you meanie
paybacks will bit ya in the butt

Betty said...

That was funny, and cute

Jill said...

ROFL!!

Jill said...

ROFL!!

Jackie said...

This was a good one...thanks for the chuckle - I can use it today.

Mimi said...

Docs do not know everything!

TC said...

Remind me to buy some boxer shorts, Catcheroo!

Miss 1999 said...

*LMAO* Girl, that was great! I definitely needed a good laugh today! :0) *hugs*

Catch said...

Java...he is a cutie isnt he? eye candy indeed.

blogerita ... :-)

Nice guy .. merely a joke

Michelle, Lori and Autumn... ;-)

Blue...Mr Fab would! lol

Dan... oh yes...hurry before you need the surgery! lol

Bazaa...stay in those 34's...see what those 32s can do!

Rel...before the surgery???? uh oh

Tina... I knew youd like it!!! lol

Kat... happy to make you smile!

EZ... Ive been bit on the butt before!

Betty, Jill and Jackie ;-)

Mimi ... Amen to that!

TC... shall I tie a string around your finger??? lol

Miss 1999... Huggs !

Dr.John said...

The second opinion was too late. This is a v ery sad funny story.

Big Pissy said...

*LOL*

I've read that before, but it's still funny!

poor guy!

~Deb said...

Where do you get this stuff? You're hysterical!

Cindy said...

wonder what he'll in in the lawsuit?

Tongue in Cheek Antiques said...

lol!!

My four brothers are going to get a kick out of this!!