Friday, January 09, 2009

these are so cute...and true!

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh....... it is all true... Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70 and beyond!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostages situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4pm.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to a manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Forward this to everyone you can remember right now! And remember, never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


Akelamalu said...

Oh Catch, I almost p****d myself laughing - No I'm not incontinent yet - they are all TRUE!!!

eZ said...

hey catch
boy this hit home!
my joints are telling me "baby its cold outside".
have a great weekend
hey have you seen the snow fairy email? the guy with the snowblower?

LauraJ said...

I'm 35 and some of these are true already! ACK!

MarmiteToasty said...

You are to dam funny, I cant come over here without creasing up lol....

much love..


Remiman said...

These are too true to be funny. ;-)

Dr.John said...

Now I feel a bit better about being old.
Good advice at the end of the entry.

Palm Springs Savant said...

I love your sense of humor Catch!

Eel Wind said...

Can i not laugh? now i only realized kidnappers are not interesting in me.

but on a serious note, "Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either."

I beg to differ. :)

pure evyl said...

The elevator thing is so sad but true.