Thursday, January 18, 2007

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.She thought long and hard about it, and when no oneelse applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hoursevery day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks,the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doingvery well.Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have donea really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for himShe quietly called him over to her.Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.Trembling, he did as she directed."Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly."Now take off my socks."He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots."Now take off my skirt."He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.Now take off my bra."Again, with tremblinghands, he did as he was told anddropped it to the floor.Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.  Posted by Picasa

13 comments:

bazza27 said...

It's funny how sometimes you don't remember a joke until the punchline, made me laugh again though.

Nea said...

haha, wow, this was good. I thought I was reading the intro to brokeback mountain. haha. Great joke.

I love the look of your blog. I love blue. I have to find a background that is blue and redo mine. It is so soothing.

Remiman said...

Catch,
So, did you fire him or what?
Good one!
rel

Mimi said...

I have heard the one before. But all I could think of was Brokeback Mountain until the punchline!

Blogarita said...

Heehee!

Ol' Lady said...

Thanks for the laugh, it was needed.
'Brokeback Mountain'...don't think I could watch that...just too weird.

Pixie said...

Funny :)

I saw Brokeback it was boring and dull IMO

Bluepaintred said...

I want to see Brokeback Mountain, but hubby doesnt want too :o(

This joke was uber funny catch!

Dan said...

HA HA!

I know the feeling ... er ... actually I really don't know the feeling. I mean ... oh, better quit while I'm ahead.

Kat said...

How funny! I hadn't heard this one before, cracked me up.

Dr.John said...

I sure didn't see that ending coming.

:P fuzzbox said...

That was a freakin' riot!!!

Neurotic Mom said...

oh this is too funny