Thursday, January 11, 2007

Meme

Here's how it works:You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).
Bring up that calculator, and get to work!

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is...$370.60"

Blogerita tagged me on this one, its kind of a fun meme, I dont know how my fine got so high because I have only done a couple things on that list! ;-). I tag Deb, of On and On, Mimi, of Mind of Mimi and blogdaddy Fuzz of Blugstuff.
Just in case your wondering if I had to add the 80 dollar question, the answer is a big NO!
Also I have never charged for sex, I always gave it away willingly! ;-))

22 comments:

Dr.John said...

mY FINE CAME TO $85 AND i EXPECTED IT TO BE $0.000

Mr. Fabulous said...

Come on...that's only about half of what yours should be LOL

Bluepaintred said...

but you both pee'd in a pool AND kissed someone whos name you did not know!

bazza27 said...

I managed to beat you Catch but only just. I did feel that some of these should not be fines but rewards!

EZ said...

hey catch-
My total beat yours,(I am not braggin, just sayin). I have never charged for sex, does bartering count?? hehaw

Steven Novak said...

I tried to charge for sex once...

Took my pants off and the girl told me she wanted a discount. ;)

Steve~

Dan said...

I need to borrow some money. OK, I need to borrow a crapload of money.

My calculator had a register overflow error.

Gingers Mom said...

My fine was bigger than I expected. Maybe I am more adventuresome than I thought. Ha ha.

Chana said...

thank you for the love hon and good wishes. fighting back. can read some posts sometime but can't really sit up to comment. i have not forgotten you. nice colors and look. hope you are well. much love sweet.

Gary said...

I passed them all except for the cross dressing. Hey, nobody's perfect! :)

Miss 1999 said...

I can't count that high-- or else I'd add mine *LOL*

PS: I've been pretty bad in the past, so I think I'm really gonna plead the 5th on this one *L*

Michelle said...

what a funny meme this one was!

Mimi said...

$255.50, take a check?

amelia said...

505.50. I can't believe it! I thought I'd been better than that!!!

Kat said...

Wow, you've redecorated again! How sultry and mysterious...
I'm too scared to tally up this list, my respectable reputation will be blown to bits.

boneman said...

oh goodness.....

$675.60

Reckon the numbers fit, eh? I dunno....
y'all gonna let me come back anymore?


Meanwhile, about the name of yer blog...
A Penny fer yer Thoughts?

well, yer designs are by far some of the most....exciting pages around. So.... is hat you in silver over there?

ooo-la-la!

boneman said...

say...
y'want'a tally up another $20 sometime?
Sex in the wild sounded like fun!

Remiman said...

Catch,
$400.00
I know it's not much but I'm willing to try some I haven't done before...you game?

rel

Tug said...

I love this one - I'm posting mine tomorrow on my way to hell...what with my total & all.

My prayers are with you, your family, and uncle...

:P fuzzbox said...

I'll put mine up.

Pixie said...

$375
Hee

Nea said...

hmmmmmmmmmmm never stole, never got drunk and drove, never did drugs. But if I got fined $10 for every time I mastrubated, well lets just say......I wouldn't want to pay that bill.

My totallllllll 450.10