Monday, December 04, 2006

Ads,,,,ughhhhhhh

If you will notice in the comment section on the post about my Mother, there is an ad about a penis patch. That really pisses me off! And now my little garbage can is gone! When I saw the ad I thought Ill just delete this and I couldnt. Did the penis people steal my little garbage can too?

And why do they send these stupid ads? Anyone in their right mind knows their penis isnt going to grow from a patch If you are old enough to have a blog you are old enough to know your penis is as big as its going to get. Just like the breast enlargement ads. Is there anyone out there stupid enough to try those things?

When my brothers were young my Uncle Keith told them the theory about large penis's. He told them to put their thumb in their ear....then put their little finger in their ear....which one feels the best????? Makes sense to me.

23 comments:

Bluepaintred said...

lmao oh LOL LOL LOL

if it makes you feel better , my garbage cans disappeared too. I noticed them about a week or so ago. and then. they were just gone


damn penis people

LauraJ said...

umm well... I don't Uncle Keith's theory.

A long time ago, I found one of those pump penis enlarger thingies that belonged to my parents. Ewww. Lol

Autumn said...

I don't see any ads when I view your page, but the theary about the ear is funny

Christine said...

LOL! Damn penis people!

Last week on our local radio station, the talk show brought up something that was on a TV talk show about If a man loses 35lbs, his penis would grow an inch! My husband got a good laugh at that one.

Pixie said...

LOL.

Gary said...

Catch, after reading this, I have lost all hope. I was thinking that surely somewhere there must be a way. Oh well. LOL

Remiman said...

CATCH,
roflmao.
rel

Michelle said...

I notice sometimes the garbage cans disappear too, then I go to blogger.com and have to log on again - then when I go back to my blog they are there again.

I hate those ads too, and the ones for making money/getting rich quick.

EZ said...

catch-LOL- what fun, you get penis ads and lose your garbage can in the same day? Would make a great new CSI story.
The first thing I did was stick my fingers in my ears, I am still laughing!! who "wears short-shorts"
Remember that song?
I guess rubbing an onion on your bald spot will not make your hair grow either?? LOL

Kat Campbell said...

Ah, I just hate it when my trash can disappears. Of all the posts to spam you on, the last thing you need is penis information when you're thinking about your mother. Jeesh.

Dr.John said...

I nev er know what I'm going to find here. But now when I get that add in my spam e-mail for the fiftieth time I will know it isn't real.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

People post idiot stuff like that to make money, even though it pisses 99.9% of those who read it off. I suppose 00.1% is worth the trouble they take to post it. After all, selling stuff is the American Way.

Pat Paulk said...

Best thing I ever found was a fine woman!! Works everytime for me!!!

Gingers Mom said...

Damn! ANd I just Booberator breast enlarger online. Guess I'll have to keep the knockers God gave me.
The finger and thumb thing...I tried it and am still laughing.

Mimi said...

I like your uncles theory! LMAO!

I do not know why your garbage can is gone. Must be a blogger glitch. I am sure it will be back. I am sorry that happened. it would make me mad too. If you put the letter verifcation on they won't be able to get you anymore.

Big Pissy said...

my garbage cans are gone too!

Christine said...

This is NOT Spam!!

If you have time, I tagged you to do a short meme on 5 of your Favorite Christmas Carols.

NMOTB said...

mwahahahahahah - Thanks Catch, that was so funny!!!! What garbage cans????? am i missing something here? lol

NMOTB said...

When I was in here earlier, I forgot to mention just how cute those pics are in your heading - Precious!

Leesa said...

I love your uncles comment. Absoluetely wonderful.

Tina Dray said...

Catch how dare they steal your garbage cans have your called the police!
finger and thumb thing very funny lol!

Nea said...

Haha, brought all kinds of thoughts to mind...first of which, why do people post such dumb stuff, I guess they think we are so easily influenced we actually believe that you can increase penis size. I bet there are people who do actually believe it. haha.

It is right up there with volumizing your hair......increasing boob size, or getting rid of wrinkles with creams.......they make millions off of us gulible humans....haha

But why you can't erase it, hmmmmmmmm they must have written a program that eliminated the garbage can.......that is bad.

:P fuzzbox said...

I would think that a penis patch would rub off.