Friday, November 10, 2006

This one's for Fuzz


Man Of The House

Fuzz had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House."

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to Angry Joyce. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to run me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

Angry Joyce replied, "The Frigging Funeral Director would be my guess."

22 comments:

Big Pissy said...

I would've said the same thing as Angry Joyce! *LOL*

:P fuzzbox said...

You know her well.

starbender said...

Sorry, but he would be lucky 2 make it through dinner...

sorry fuzz!
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Anonymous said...

LOL - Reminds me of The Man Song. Pap wears the pants in our family -because I let him.

Kat

Dr.John said...

If my wife cooked me a gourmet meal I would know I was in the wrong house. She knows I am a meat and potatoes kind of guy. The story was very funny as was the cartoon.

Tina Dray said...

another very funny post catch

hope your enjoying your weekend!

Joe & Karen said...

Dear Catch,
I hope you are well. What a beautiful winter blog. It feels warm and cozy.
I am well. Back to work full days, and it is going great.
Champ is growing so fast. I can't believe we've had him for one month already.
Much love to you. I'll pop by every now and then. I'd miss you too much if I didn't
Love
K

Michelle said...

Great answer Joyce! LOL

Chana said...

this is an amazing pic..and i love the one before too..

those hanging boobs are staring to look like someones i know..

hope you are having a good wknd.

Dan said...

Hey Catch, you promised you would never post this "Half-Nekked Thursday" photo of me that I sent you a while back! For shame! For shame! ;)

Cinderella said...

LMFAO!!! That was the best ending to a joke ever!!! HAHA, thanks for the laugh!!!

Miss 1999 said...

*LMAO* I LOVE that one, I've read it somewhere before, and it cracks me up *L*

Anonymous said...

bwhahaha! I love it.

I also love your cool picture thing on the side!

Anonymous said...

That anonymous was me, it won't let me comment as myself. Shelli

Betty said...

Hi missing you coming to visit. I am having trouble with commenting on your blog. I made it today. thejoke was funny

Pendullum said...

Yeah Joyce!!!!!
Thanks Catch!
Hope you had a great weekend...

NMOTB said...

hehehehe - Hope you are enjoy your weekend and that it is not tooo cold!

Anonymous said...

It's me, Allen @ mallencross.wordpress.com. I couldn't get your comment thingy to accept my info for some odd reason today. Anyway, here's my comment.

Oh that is too funny! That sounds like something my Cheryl would say, angry or not. :: smile ::

Christine said...

Thank God my husband is a simple kind of man!Good for Joyce, I would have said the same exact thing!HA!
Hope you're having a good weekend Catch!

smileymamaT said...

Hi Catch!
Been awhile since I stopped by! Funny stuff, as always, thanks for the smile. I like your background. It's very pretty and sparkly.
:) -T

Nea said...

amazingly I recognize this man...haha

Cindy said...

Sounds like the same reply I'd give to demands like that! I have no problem waiting on my husband- fixing his dinner plate, packing his lunch- whatever. But, if he started acting like that...