Man Of The House
Fuzz had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to Angry Joyce. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to run me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
Angry Joyce replied, "The Frigging Funeral Director would be my guess."
22 comments:
I would've said the same thing as Angry Joyce! *LOL*
You know her well.
Sorry, but he would be lucky 2 make it through dinner...
sorry fuzz!
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LOL - Reminds me of The Man Song. Pap wears the pants in our family -because I let him.
Kat
If my wife cooked me a gourmet meal I would know I was in the wrong house. She knows I am a meat and potatoes kind of guy. The story was very funny as was the cartoon.
another very funny post catch
hope your enjoying your weekend!
Dear Catch,
I hope you are well. What a beautiful winter blog. It feels warm and cozy.
I am well. Back to work full days, and it is going great.
Champ is growing so fast. I can't believe we've had him for one month already.
Much love to you. I'll pop by every now and then. I'd miss you too much if I didn't
Love
K
Great answer Joyce! LOL
this is an amazing pic..and i love the one before too..
those hanging boobs are staring to look like someones i know..
hope you are having a good wknd.
Hey Catch, you promised you would never post this "Half-Nekked Thursday" photo of me that I sent you a while back! For shame! For shame! ;)
LMFAO!!! That was the best ending to a joke ever!!! HAHA, thanks for the laugh!!!
*LMAO* I LOVE that one, I've read it somewhere before, and it cracks me up *L*
bwhahaha! I love it.
I also love your cool picture thing on the side!
That anonymous was me, it won't let me comment as myself. Shelli
Hi missing you coming to visit. I am having trouble with commenting on your blog. I made it today. thejoke was funny
Yeah Joyce!!!!!
Thanks Catch!
Hope you had a great weekend...
hehehehe - Hope you are enjoy your weekend and that it is not tooo cold!
It's me, Allen @ mallencross.wordpress.com. I couldn't get your comment thingy to accept my info for some odd reason today. Anyway, here's my comment.
Oh that is too funny! That sounds like something my Cheryl would say, angry or not. :: smile ::
Thank God my husband is a simple kind of man!Good for Joyce, I would have said the same exact thing!HA!
Hope you're having a good weekend Catch!
Hi Catch!
Been awhile since I stopped by! Funny stuff, as always, thanks for the smile. I like your background. It's very pretty and sparkly.
:) -T
amazingly I recognize this man...haha
Sounds like the same reply I'd give to demands like that! I have no problem waiting on my husband- fixing his dinner plate, packing his lunch- whatever. But, if he started acting like that...
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