We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious Maze & Blue "M" on his shirt.
We would swerve our vans as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"
"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.
Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road, with that "M"shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him.
But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time.
Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."
Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Michigan fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."