Thursday, October 05, 2006

We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious Maze & Blue "M" on his shirt.

We would swerve our vans as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.
Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road, with that "M"shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him.
But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time.
Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Michigan fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."


Cindra said...

HAAAAAA! That's a good one. Made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

Shelli said...

Hee hee hee! I love it.

Bluepaintred said...

oh how unfair! the punch line was so unexpected I laughed outloud. and the kids are asleep!!!

Tina Dray said...

Love this catch it's soooh funny lol!

Phats said...

I would hit you both

GO BOILERS!! hahahaha :)

Sorry hate both OSU and UM

Remiman said...


QUASAR9 said...

Some funny fathers you have there.

And here's my bit of humour for today. It's short, but I know it will tickle your fancy

Catch said...

I checked it out Q.....pretty cool!

Rel ~Ty Rel!

Phats ~ Sorry babe!

Tina ~ ty, glad it made you laugh

Blue~ do not wake up the kids!!!

Shelli ~ ty

Cindra ~ ty

Michelle said...

Ok that's bad LOL I guess I shouldn't mention that my husband's parents are big Michigan fans, and of course they can't stand Ohio! Hope you still like ME though! LOL

Kat Campbell said...

Go OSU! Despite the fact my kids go to Ohio Dominican and Ohio University. I did the best I could.

Phats said...

It was a good joke though!

Dr.John said...

I'm a Notre Dame fan myself.