Friday, October 06, 2006

Red Neck dog

heres a little joke for the weekend ~ I wish all of you a pleasant weekend ~ Mom is coming home Saturday ~ I am sure she had a great time and hopefully she bought me a present! ..lol. As you all know I love gifts!!! I always say it is better to recieve than to give ~ just teasing ( kinda). I will be glad to have her home, I have been staying up way to late and sleeping in way too late! lol. Today I got up at 12:30. I need to get back on a semi schedule...going to bed at 2am and sleeping till 11 am is a good schedule for me. Welcome back Lori!! We missed you. And you know Beads has went and got herself pregnant! You really need to take her aside and tell her what causes this ; )). Mimi have fun at that thing you and Cissa are going to, and Dr John please read the joke in the post before this one. I love you all and wish you a happy and safe weekend. This joke is for Fuzz.....in honor of his neighbors!!!!
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On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog following.
He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a
cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who
owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his. The
policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

The redneck cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat; he's cool cause I
got'im tied under the shade of the tree."

The policeman says, "No! You don't understand; your dog needs to be
bred."

"No way", the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry,
cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin".

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
understand,your dog wants to have sex!"

The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a
police dog!"






44 comments:

R2K said...

Who the hell is dr john?

K9 said...

/bark bark bark

dr john was in the right place at the wrong time
he was on the right road but in the wrong car
his head was in a bad space, but he having such a good time....

good joke catch.

/grrrr

Gary said...

Nice joke. I hadn't heard that one before.
Hope you have a nice weekend.

Catch said...

Alex ~ dont use that tone with me young man, Dr John is a friend of mine. Anything else?

K9 ~ I dont know what your saying about dr John on the right road but the wrong car....Im glad you liked the joke.

Gary~ thank you!! have a nice weekend Gary!

Michelle said...

I'm sure it'll be nice to have your mom back - hope you enjoyed the time to yourself :)

Kat Campbell said...

Great joke! I don't get to say that very often, seems every joke someone sends me is recycled from someone else!

~Deb said...

I'm sure the redneck wanted to call the cop...a pig... hmmm...

Enjoy your weekend!!!

bazza27 said...

I laughed a bit at this one but the one below had me giggling for ages, thanks for that Catch!

beadinggalinMS said...

LMAO @ the joke and askin Lori to have talk with me. Now I get the sex talk. Have a great weekend Catch. I am on the run today. xoxoxoxo

beadinggalinMS said...

I gave Shadow several treats. :)

Mimi said...

You gotta love those rednecks. We would not laugh as much!

Have a great weekend!:)

Lori's Minute said...

Ha ha funnnyyyyy! I read the earlier one too and I will show it to hubby who is a big Mich fan. Now, get the house clean for when your mom gets home!

Lori said...

Thanks for the welcome back! And I tried telling Beads that you end up knocked up when you get a hotel room.

smileymamaT said...

Hi Catch, good joke!
Your grandkids are absolutely adorable.
You have a good weekend, too!
-T

Sam Vern Hoot 'n' Nanny said...

If any cowboy was that sassy to our Deputy he'd find his caboose in the slammer. Where does this nice lady live that people can smart off like that to the law? I..
Nanny, it was a joke!
A joke? Oh! Never mind...

Cindra said...

Tag! I was tagged by logophile, and now I'm tagging you...if you so choose, your mission is to post 7 songs of your choice...faves, links to videos, music, songs you hate, whatever...just something about 7 songs...then tag seven people.

Crashtest Comic said...

Go back to bed!

Chana said...

he, he..funny..thanks for the laughs..this post and the one before.

i wish you a wonderful wknd..

you should take the wknd off from blogging honey. you have been working so hard and now that your mom is coming back, you should enjoy her company..

don't worry about the JC points..cough, cough, ;p

not that i'm trying to pass you at all, excuse me while i choke..

love you sweetie..:)

:P fuzzbox said...

That is a great Joke!!! I will have phun at the neighbors expense with that one. Thanks.

Christine said...

That's a real funny one, Catch!
You have yourself a great Weekend!:P

Cindra said...

That's just wrong. FUnny though.

Gingers Mom said...

Ew. Just ew. LOL

Have a great weekend, Catch. SOunds like you still need your momma to keep you line. Don't we all??? LOL!!

Rex Venom said...

Ha!
A Police Dog.
ha ha
Rock on!

Remiman said...

Catch,
Girl, you never fail to make me smile! My son is a dog handler in with a police dept. in Texas.
What are you fixin' for your mom's welcome home dinner? ;-)
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Dr.John said...

That is funny. Have a good weekend we are going to visit the kids.

Tina Dray said...

good one catch lol Dr John sent me today!

Lori's Minute said...

I read the joke again for Dr. John's marathon.....still funny!

andrena said...

I have the same sleeping habits you do! lol! Dr. john sent me!

Cindy said...

Hey Catch- thanks for the laughs- I can't believe I've got any air left in my lungs from running Dr. John's marathon though.

Margaret said...

I tried to tell Alex Dr. John is my personal foot doctor. You know, because I spend so much time beating up my sole walking off the beaten path.

Soul vs. Soul, Podiatrist vs. Godiatrist. It's all good. Makes me wanna run a marathon.

Oh but wait! This here is a marathon. Wheeee!

QuillDancer said...

Catch, I don't pass by as often as I should, but when I do get here I read for eons. Loved the butt show, but gotta say, there isn't enough money .....

Gotta go, I'm running in the Dr. John Marathon and have tarried too long already!

Janvangogh said...

Oh, that was bad! :-)

Playing six degrees of Dr. John.

bazza27 said...

Hello me again, sent by Dr John this time.

Stacy said...

Funny. Sprinting through on Dr. John's marathon trail.

Catch said...

Running Dr Johns marathon...you are his link of the day.

Chana said...

so i see that you didn't take my advise and took this marathoning day off...everywhere are your wonderful comments...and here i thought i pass you in the JC points....;p

i hope you are enjoying having your mom back and getting to bed early, lol..

did you make your bed before she got there and washed all the dishes? lol..

just having fun with you my sweet..love you tons.

QuillDancer said...

Catch feel free to link me. Soon you will also run across Cindra's husband, sister and mother -- if you haven't already. We are the family that blogs together ....

starbender said...

I thought U might enjoy this, ever wonder what U'r site would look like if U were talkin jive???
GO HERE

hahaaaa, this is so funny, I have 2 share my find with all of U. Hope U get a laugh out of it.... I did!

:)

Cindra said...

Hi sugar booger. Yer mommy's coming home. eeek! I bet you'll have a yummy sunday dinner together and you will welcome her fussing. Dr. John sent me by and I'm so glad. Otherwise i never would have thought to come here :)

Cuppojoe said...

Good one! And now, here's one for you (Dr. John, please skip to the next comment ;) ):

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde were at the ob/gyn for prenatal checkups.

The red-head said to the others, "I'm having a boy because I was on top when we conceived."

The brunette responded with, "Well, I'm having a girl because I was on the bottom when we conceived."

The blonde just broke down a started crying inconsolably. "What's wrong?" the others asked.

"I think I'm having puppies!"

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

That was hilarious.
Thanks for passing by.

Sue said...

Dr. John, Dr. John, thats all I hear wherever I go!! I'm going to catch that man and give him a piece of my mind!!

Love the joke!! Have a good day. Sue

:phil: said...

Funny joke. I got the Dr John reference too. I guess that makes me 2-0

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

That was good. Here from Dr. John.