A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,"He says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken?
He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!
12 comments:
Really funny catch!
Catch,
Hmmmm...!
rel ;-)
Dreaming again huh Catch? haha
only the Indian Chief in your dreams could give us this Catch!
omg i want to know who your joke supplier is!
That's too funny, Catch! Sounds like she needs all the strength she can get!! :P
I didn't a good laugh today - thanks!
Ha Ha, Thanks for the puppy tip! He is in a crate at night, it breaks my heart, I've slept on the floor beside him each night so far!
He's chewed on my shoes, the table, the cables, um, anything else you could name. He really is such a good puppy, and I love him so much!
Hahaha..damn that viagra!
I always think of Bob Dole and that dopey commercial he did..
Yuck
That is sooooo bad. LOL
Phunny.
I've even seen this before and it's STILL funny!
It is funny.
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