Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The V word


A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,"He says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken?
He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!

14 comments:

Cindra said...

That's cute, Catch!

Tina Dray said...

Really funny catch!

Remiman said...

Catch,
Hmmmm...!

rel ;-)

oldfartswife said...

Dreaming again huh Catch? haha
only the Indian Chief in your dreams could give us this Catch!

Bluepaintred said...

omg i want to know who your joke supplier is!

Christine said...

That's too funny, Catch! Sounds like she needs all the strength she can get!! :P

Michelle said...

I didn't a good laugh today - thanks!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Is this a slice from your life? :)

Joe & Karen said...

Ha Ha, Thanks for the puppy tip! He is in a crate at night, it breaks my heart, I've slept on the floor beside him each night so far!
He's chewed on my shoes, the table, the cables, um, anything else you could name. He really is such a good puppy, and I love him so much!

Kayla said...

Hahaha..damn that viagra!
I always think of Bob Dole and that dopey commercial he did..
Yuck

Mommy off the Record said...

That is sooooo bad. LOL

:P fuzzbox said...

Phunny.

Kat Campbell said...

I've even seen this before and it's STILL funny!

Betty said...

It is funny.