Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Its time for a camel joke.


A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post. and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?", "No not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

24 comments:

Tina Dray said...

very naughty catch but i liked it!

QUASAR9 said...

lol!
I fell off my camel's saddle laughuing

QUASAR9 said...

And a very good morning to you too.
So Catch, do you like riding camels too, or do you just prefer telling camel jokes over coffe.

I went on a long camel trek in Tunisia. A whole bunch of us, well half a dozen of us with six camels. Great fun trekking around with Earth sciences Grads & geologists from UEA, sometimes in 4x4's sometimes on camel back

Remiman said...

Catch,
Goodmorning;-)
So much for occifer training!
Have a great day!
rel

Chana said...

oh my goodness that is sick and hillarious..yuck, yuck and yuck...poor camel..lol..

oh my, thanks so much for the middle of the night laugh.

hugs.

TC said...

Hahahahahaha! That's brightened my morning, Catch!

(I can just imagine the look on the Captain's face!)

Catch said...

Tina ~ Thank You :))

Q ~ no I have never been on a camel trek, but I have to admit it sounds fun, can I go next time?

Rel ~ And good morning to you to Sweety! Have a good day.

Chana ~ It was a little sick..thinking if that officer with that camel..yuck, but it was so funny!!! lol

TC ~ And I love brightening your mornings!!! I cant even think of that Captains face without cracking up.

Kat Campbell said...

I worked for a few officers like that. Nice one!

oldfartswife said...

hahaha what a way to start the day!
Thanks for sharing Catch

Joe & Karen said...

Good Morning Dear Catch, What a great joke, but the poor camel!
I'm so glad you got out with your cousins. You're right, if we don't make definite plans time passes by. Joe and I ran into friends of ours who were in our prenatal class the other day. Their daughter is 7 months old, and the woman is also 5 months pregnant! she said no one told her you could get pregnant while breast feeding. It was so good to see them, and they were going to call to have us out for dinner, but they didn't call, and I feel so bad that I'm kind of glad they didn't. I was so jealous and sad, and I don't like to be like this.
Anyway, I'm so glad your mom had a good time away!

Catch said...

kat~ Im sure everyone has!!! lol Thanks for stopping and commenting

OFW ~ happy to start your day off with a good joke!!!! lol

Karen ~ I think its perfectly normal for you to be glad they didnt call...it would have been really hard on you at a time when you were at your lowest...your stronger now. Of course your still jealous and sad...but look up Sweety, better days are ahead. And you are doing so well!!One day at a time Karen. Her baby is 7 months old and she is 5 months pregnant!!!!! Oh WoW. She got preggers when that baby was 2 months old....geeeze. You take care and have a good day !!!! Beautiful deer on your post today!!!!

LauraJ said...

*giggle*

:P fuzzbox said...

Here's another camel joke for you.

A tourist in Egypt was on a camel caravan. The desert sand had screwed up his wristwatch so he asked the guide for the time. The guide got off his camel leaned underneath his camel and gave the camels nutsack a swing. Then he looked up and told the tourist it was two o'clock. The tourist was floored and told the guide that he would pay him a hundred dollars if he could show him how to tell time like that. The guide said sure and pocketed the hundred dollars. The tourist got down beside the guide. The guide gave the camels nutsack a swing and pointed off in the distance. Then said, 'See that watch tower off in the distance.'

Catch said...

Laura~ cute, huh?

Fuzz ~ HAHAH....thats a good one !!! nothing like a good camel joke to start off the day!

Big Pissy said...

I've heard that before, but it's still funny as hell! *LOL*

jafabrit said...

thanks for the laugh,that was really brill, serves him right the dirty bugger.

Gingers Mom said...

Awwww...grosss...that one make me sick to my stomach!!
You are hilarious, Catch.

Cindra said...

Oh, Catch...that's SO bad!

Overwhelmed! said...

Oh Catch, I can always come to your blog when I need a laugh! :) Your blog designs are great too!

I wanted to be sure to thank you for your encouraging comment on my Adoption, exploring a new avenue post. Your prayers are appreciated!

Michelle said...

That is bad! But good for a laugh! :)

Mimi said...

ewwwwww!I bet that is how STD's got started!

Betty said...

Poor Camel Here From Dr John's marathon I think

Sunflower Optimism said...

Funny one, Catch!

Thanks for stopping by on Dr. John's marathon - glad you liked the "facial" post - although from the photo on your blog, I can see that's a treatment that isn't needed, LOL ;-)

Lori's Minute said...

Funnyyyyy...I always like it when the guy in charge is made to look not too bright....puts them in their place!