lol! I just about spit my tea out.
you always find the funniest pictures
Hi I am not going to disturb alligators.Thanks for visiting my Blog. Your blog is very nice.I'll always visit here.
Chuckle. Easier for some to do than other.
I was reading your last post about your daughter and her new place. My mom was a control freak, always wanted thing done her way so she hated when I tried to do them. She also failed to tech me fundamentals that I really needed. So I self taught myself. I hate my house dirty, and I picked up a lot of her controlling habits so I do not dole out chores to the family or accept help from them, I would rather do it my way. I give you a ton of credit for helping your daughter, but make her help to teach her how to do it on her own. Make her help you paint, you'll get it done quicker and in the end she will have a huge esteem boost and a sense of accomplishment..."Look What I did!"
I got a kick out of our previous post. My mother never taught me to do anything around the house either but my father worked me very hard so I know how to clean gutters, mow the lawn, trim bushes, change my spark plugs, air filter and my oilon the car. My laundry habits are not good and I recently am able to do ok cooking and house cleaning but not half as good as my mom. My mom ironed our bedsheets! I use my iron around the holidays and the first day of school and that is about it. Very proud of your daughter for doing the right thing and still going to school etc.
just when you think you've seen it all!
I bet it is real funny to see a alligator have a orgasm!
Pissy: too funny, huh?Quilldancer: I know, it cracked me up to!blue: thank you dear!deepock: thank you....and thanks for visiting....come back anytime!David: you can always tell a faker...their toes arent curled.kristi: I show her what I know...who knows what she is picking up out of it! LoLLori: Your father did you quite a favor, I would love to know how to do all that stuff! I dont know anything about a car, except when it needs gas...lolChana: thank you SweetyMichelle: you have no idea how hard I work to find new things for my friends! lolMimi: unless they are faking it!!!! LOL
I'm lost for words,still looking at the jeans!
PS - I was only jesting about the chaperone. I did gather mom was staying round for mutual benefit.
hahaaa! I'll just avoid 'em, thanx!:)
"Oooh gator..your teeth are sooo big!"But I wonder if the female gators fake them the same way we do??haha
HAHA very funny catch. Gators are scary, but I'd like to go to a gator farm sometime
Thanks for the tip. I live down here in alligator territory. Think I can fool them?
That is a too funny sign or signs. on the past post, I too did not have my mother teach or show me on how to cook or clean house. She was an excellent cook. She did not want me in the kitchen with her. She told meit was bad luck to help make the beds. I did put on coffee and heat a noon lunch because she was working and I got home first. I did set the table. So I don't have a lot of knowledge on house up keep and learned by doing. Still learning.
Mrs. Fab is still laughing...
I'm still smiling at that one! Too funny! Thanks for the info....If I ever run into a croc, (which This is the truth, in Scottsdale golfers found a 4 yr old croc in the water way on the course), (I'm not planning on crossing paths with one) I'll know just what to do, Thanks to you! :P
That is a fantastico sign!!LOL!!!
Hey Catch, how you doin'? Good as usual it seems. :)I rustled up an alligator joke for you...A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"Have a great weekend.
Kayla, lol!I don't if the female gaotors fake them, I know the male one's don't.But when the male gator are done, they don't hang around to ask the female gator if the earth moved for her too...
After the male gator is done he eats you.
quaser: I dont believe your a loss for words!!!!! nope Im not believen it!!!Star: Damn good idea Sweety!Kayla: Speak for yourself...lolPhats: well lets go...Ill drive!Betty: Im still a learning process too...lolFab: its always good to laugh!Christine: Im glad you know what to do now!!! lolSmythe: thanks for visiting!! come back!TC: we blondes take such a beatin TC....lol. Good joke Sweety!!!!Quaser: you mean the earth doesnt move for you? you must be doing it wrong Hon.DR John: no, thats the femals black widow, she eats her partner after mating and I think its a darn good idea!!!! LoL
I'd like to meet the person who can do that. heh
LOL!its probably the best thing to do, if you're attacked by an alligator, that Or you could always drive away in your car :D
'Course what may be scary would be an alligator that likes oral sex....
Hi Catch,Pendulum told me you and I must be sisters because of the way we blog. So she sent me here and I must say, I laughed a lot :)Will be back
Now that's funny
Is this sign actually posted somewhere or did you make it to be funny? If it actually exists, where is it?
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