Thursday, September 07, 2006

hehe

34 comments:

Big Pissy said...

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

QuillDancer said...

lol! I just about spit my tea out.

Bluepaintred said...

you always find the funniest pictures

Deepak Gopi said...

Hi
I am not going to disturb alligators.
Thanks for visiting my Blog.
Your blog is very nice.
I'll always visit here.

David said...

Chuckle. Easier for some to do than other.

kristi said...

I was reading your last post about your daughter and her new place. My mom was a control freak, always wanted thing done her way so she hated when I tried to do them. She also failed to tech me fundamentals that I really needed. So I self taught myself. I hate my house dirty, and I picked up a lot of her controlling habits so I do not dole out chores to the family or accept help from them, I would rather do it my way. I give you a ton of credit for helping your daughter, but make her help to teach her how to do it on her own. Make her help you paint, you'll get it done quicker and in the end she will have a huge esteem boost and a sense of accomplishment..."Look What I did!"

Lori's Minute said...

I got a kick out of our previous post. My mother never taught me to do anything around the house either but my father worked me very hard so I know how to clean gutters, mow the lawn, trim bushes, change my spark plugs, air filter and my oilon the car. My laundry habits are not good and I recently am able to do ok cooking and house cleaning but not half as good as my mom. My mom ironed our bedsheets! I use my iron around the holidays and the first day of school and that is about it.

Very proud of your daughter for doing the right thing and still going to school etc.

Chana said...

funny, funny..

Michelle said...

just when you think you've seen it all!

Mimi said...

I bet it is real funny to see a alligator have a orgasm!

Catch said...

Pissy: too funny, huh?

Quilldancer: I know, it cracked me up to!

blue: thank you dear!

deepock: thank you....and thanks for visiting....come back anytime!

David: you can always tell a faker...their toes arent curled.

kristi: I show her what I know...who knows what she is picking up out of it! LoL

Lori: Your father did you quite a favor, I would love to know how to do all that stuff! I dont know anything about a car, except when it needs gas...lol

Chana: thank you Sweety

Michelle: you have no idea how hard I work to find new things for my friends! lol

Mimi: unless they are faking it!!!! LOL

QUASAR9 said...

I'm lost for words,

still looking at the jeans!

QUASAR9 said...

PS - I was only jesting about the chaperone. I did gather mom was staying round for mutual benefit.

starbender said...

hahaaa! I'll just avoid 'em, thanx!

:)

Kayla said...

"Oooh gator..your teeth are sooo big!"
But I wonder if the female gators fake them the same way we do??
haha

Phats said...

HAHA very funny catch. Gators are scary, but I'd like to go to a gator farm sometime

Gingers Mom said...

Bwahahahahhahhaa!

Gary said...

Thanks for the tip. I live down here in alligator territory. Think I can fool them?

Betty said...

That is a too funny sign or signs. on the past post, I too did not have my mother teach or show me on how to cook or clean house. She was an excellent cook. She did not want me in the kitchen with her. She told meit was bad luck to help make the beds. I did put on coffee and heat a noon lunch because she was working and I got home first. I did set the table. So I don't have a lot of knowledge on house up keep and learned by doing. Still learning.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Mrs. Fab is still laughing...

Christine said...

I'm still smiling at that one! Too funny! Thanks for the info....If I ever run into a croc, (which This is the truth, in Scottsdale golfers found a 4 yr old croc in the water way on the course), (I'm not planning on crossing paths with one) I'll know just what to do, Thanks to you! :P

Smythe said...

That is a fantastico sign!!LOL!!!

TC said...

Hey Catch, how you doin'? Good as usual it seems. :)

I rustled up an alligator joke for you...

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Have a great weekend.

QUASAR9 said...

Kayla, lol!

I don't if the female gaotors fake them, I know the male one's don't.

But when the male gator are done, they don't hang around to ask the female gator if the earth moved for her too...

Dr.John said...

After the male gator is done he eats you.

Catch said...

quaser: I dont believe your a loss for words!!!!! nope Im not believen it!!!

Star: Damn good idea Sweety!

Kayla: Speak for yourself...lol

Phats: well lets go...Ill drive!

Betty: Im still a learning process too...lol

Fab: its always good to laugh!

Christine: Im glad you know what to do now!!! lol

Smythe: thanks for visiting!! come back!

TC: we blondes take such a beatin TC....lol. Good joke Sweety!!!!

Quaser: you mean the earth doesnt move for you? you must be doing it wrong Hon.

DR John: no, thats the femals black widow, she eats her partner after mating and I think its a darn good idea!!!! LoL

gunngirl said...

I'd like to meet the person who can do that. heh

Sir Dirty Joke said...

cute!

Ragnar said...

LOL!
its probably the best thing to do, if you're attacked by an alligator, that Or you could always drive away in your car :D

boneman said...

'Course what may be scary would be an alligator that likes oral sex....

:P fuzzbox said...

Phunny!

Lise said...

Hi Catch,

Pendulum told me you and I must be sisters because of the way we blog. So she sent me here and I must say, I laughed a lot :)

Will be back

dakotablueeyes said...

Now that's funny

alessia said...

Is this sign actually posted somewhere or did you make it to be funny? If it actually exists, where is it?