A Penny for your Thoughts

A man goes into a bar with a monkey.

He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all

around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then

grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool

table,grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to

everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender

screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkeyjust did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ---- whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats

everythingin sight, the little devil. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball

and

stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey

ate, and then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a

maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,

pulls it out,and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again

sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is

disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No,

what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled

it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to

pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When I read this joke I laughed out loud...hope you do to! Yesterday was such a fun blogging day....all of your comments were so funny! I really enjoyed it and want to thank all who participated. Ok, the weekend is here! Have a great one!!!! ~ Catch~