Saturday, July 15, 2006

A man goes into a bar with a monkey.
He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all
around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then
grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool
table,grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to
everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender
screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkeyjust did?"
The guy says "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ---- whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
everythingin sight, the little devil. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey
ate, and then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a
maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,
pulls it out,and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again
sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No,
what?" replies the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled
it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to
pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When I read this joke I laughed out loud...hope you do to! Yesterday was such a fun blogging day....all of your comments were so funny! I really enjoyed it and want to thank all who participated. Ok, the weekend is here! Have a great one!!!! ~ Catch~


Joe & Karen said...

Too funny Catch!!! I laughed out loud, Joe got up out of bed to see what was so funny!
Have a good night at work...

Michelle said...

Yep I laughed out loud at the end too :)

Tony LaRocca said...

A tick walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
(drum fill)

TC said...

Ha ha! That cheered me up, Catch.

Shelli said...

That is hilarious. I didn't see it coming at all.

Lori's Minute said...

Have not heard that one before....funny! I have to go read yesterday's commetns to see how the story ends!!!!

The said...

This was the funniest joke I've read in a LOOONNNGGG time. Thanks for sharing.

:P fuzzbox said...

That was phunny. Thanks for the laugh. Hope you are having a great weekend.

boneman said...

Yes! Two kudos fer ya , gal. Lots of fun writing a collaborative "novel" and one funny monkey!

ps, there was a late comer to the writing party, so, I took her picture and tossed in a line....who knows?

Thanxs fer a FUN FRIDAY!

Catch said...

you are quite welcome boneman was much fun....we will do it again soon.

oldfartswife said...

good one Catch, Love those monkeys

Dr.John said...

I didn't see it coming either. It is a funny joke.

starbender said...

Luv'd it!

kristi said...

what a funny joke, always seem to find the good ones!!

boneman said...

By the way....oops.

btw, I grabbed up yer joke and just randomly spread it across the blog'world. It was so funny, I couldn't resist.
I usually tell folks where it came from, so, if ya start getting new traffic, well, what can I say?
Yer one funny gal!

Big Pissy said...

I LOL too!

How funny! :)

You always find the best jokes!

Bluepaintred said...

omg im just dying here that is way way way too funny

Mimi said...

LMAO!!!!!! That is so wrong and so funny!

Love ya Catch~

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