While walking through the woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."
So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet,jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."
So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet,jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "Cupcake, this just ain't gonna be your day..."
18 comments:
Ok I didn't see that ending coming! Too funny :)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats way too funny at this time of night! now im gonna be laying in my little bed giggling uncontrolably!
Michelle: when I read it I laughed out loud!!!!
Blue: I always try to amuse you guys!!!!! lol
oh my gosh...that ending took me by total surprise...lol...poor cupcake..lol..
hugs
Those tree huggers are always making trouble.
Beware of those tree huggers.
Oh my gosh! That is just so wrong! But soooo funny!
Ew.....
CHANA: POOR CUPCAKE IS RIGHT! LOL
SHELLI: NEVER LET ANYONE HANDCUFF YOU!!!;))
DR JOHN: I SO AGREE!
BETTY: AMEN!
MIMI: TEE HEE...I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO
SIREN: CAUGHT YA OFF GUARD HUH?
KRISTIN: EWWWWW...DOUBLE EWWWWW...POOR CUPCAKE!
Man, the song from the movie Deliverance just went through my head.....
haha Lori...never thought of that!!! but ...your right!!! lol
Eeeeeewwww!
Yeah, Deliverance.
Banjos all round, ha ha! :D
Poor Cupcake! *LOL*
TC: when I think of deliverance I always hear the banjos,,,lol
Pissy: poor poor cupcake...lol
Dang! Now, that's gotta be the best reason yet t'mind one's own business!
Damn those tree hugging nature lovers!! LOL!! Good One!
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