Tuesday, May 02, 2006
~ Chastity Belt ~
This is a chastity belt. Way back in the day I understand men put them on their wives while they went off to do battle. They must have had some issues with "trust". The man carried the only key to the belt. Can you imagine wearing that thing for very long? I think it would give new meaning to the word "chapped".
I can imagine one of her girlfriends calling and asking .." would you like to go out tonight for a few drinks"...ummmm I cant, this damn chastity belt is driving me nuts. In this day and age men could never get away with something like this. We would be sawing at the dang thing as soon as their horse got around the corner. Today it would go something like this:
Hubby: Come here while I put the chastity belt
on..Im going to battle.
Wifie: No way, its not comfortable when I sleep.
Hubby: I dont care ~ your wearing it anyway.
Wifie: How do I know what your doing when you go to battle? And you dont wear a chastity
Hubby: You have to trust me dear
Wifie: And you dont trust me????
Hubby: Of course I trust you, I dont trust anybody else in this damn castle.
Wifie: Well ~ I AM NOT WEARING IT!!!!! Put a chastity belt on everyone else in this castle if it makes you feel better but I wont be wearing one.!
And that would be that.
I guess we women today are just to smart. besides, what would that thing look like under our bathing suits?
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