Thursday, April 20, 2006
I want to talk about breasts! Our country seems to be obsessed with them. Young girls are getting implants as we read this, then they can have " cleavage". I just wanta tell you girlies as a person with big breasts ~ it aint all its cracked up to be!~
When I was younger I wore a c cup, which is a decent size cup.....and it was nice to have "boobs"...but as I got older and started having babies ~ after every baby they got a little bigger! And what I ended up with was a double D cup!!
And now I am 57 and I have to lug these things around! I dont even call them breast anymore ~ I call them hanging baskets. I mean ~ they are seriously heading south!
And then getting a mamogram is always fun ~ I dont know what its like for women with small breasts ~ but with mine they get them in this vise, and buddy they are locked in there ~ I always wonder what I will do if the fire alarm goes off. I can see me dragging the x-ray machine out the door with me.
Breast reduction sounds great to me but I happen to be a very big chicken, besides I have carried them around this long. But I envy the woman who can put a T-shirt on and go....that must be so nice. I guess we are just never satisfied are we?
Breasts dont make the woman...they are just a small part of who you are.....although I am seriously thinking ofgetting mine their own social security numbers!!!!
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