Thursday, April 20, 2006




I want to talk about breasts! Our country seems to be obsessed with them. Young girls are getting implants as we read this, then they can have " cleavage". I just wanta tell you girlies as a person with big breasts ~ it aint all its cracked up to be!~

When I was younger I wore a c cup, which is a decent size cup.....and it was nice to have "boobs"...but as I got older and started having babies ~ after every baby they got a little bigger! And what I ended up with was a double D cup!!

And now I am 57 and I have to lug these things around! I dont even call them breast anymore ~ I call them hanging baskets. I mean ~ they are seriously heading south!

And then getting a mamogram is always fun ~ I dont know what its like for women with small breasts ~ but with mine they get them in this vise, and buddy they are locked in there ~ I always wonder what I will do if the fire alarm goes off. I can see me dragging the x-ray machine out the door with me.


Breast reduction sounds great to me but I happen to be a very big chicken, besides I have carried them around this long. But I envy the woman who can put a T-shirt on and go....that must be so nice. I guess we are just never satisfied are we?

Breasts dont make the woman...they are just a small part of who you are.....although I am seriously thinking ofgetting mine their own social security numbers!!!!

7 comments:

Dr.John said...

I was always a leg man when my wife let me look. I agree with you this country has a breast obsession. I hope when you have a mamogram they treat your breasts better than they treated my knees in the emergency roon.

Mimi said...

I do not get the big deal about breasts either. I see shows were 18 year olds are getting them for graduation gifts. I think that is awful! Those girls are not done growing. And those parents are morons! And then I see women in their 40's and up getting them real big. They look absolutely ridiculous!

:P fuzzbox said...

I have a cousin that just got through reducing hers to a DD. They were quite scary before. I have always said the bigger the better but I can see how backpain would set in and would fault no one for trimming them down a bit.

Joe & Karen said...

Hi Catch, I've always been on the small size, untill pregnancy set in... Joe said in prenatal class, when we were told to expect our boobs to grow 1-2 sizes I looked like I was going to throw up, and cry. Well, the teachers were right, and now I'm hoping exercise will reduce everything. I love your sense of humour, you are great.

Betty said...

I increased in size also with the children. As I get older I am getting bigger all over. I think any kind of surgery you get that you don't need is scary. There is always a risk.

Joe & Karen said...

Hi Catch, Keeping the blog has been extreemly helpful. Not that Joe and I can't talk to eachother, but at night, or thoughts that come up suddenly, we can type quicker, and we can talk together about what we type. And it helps me feel closer to Jack, instead of talking outloud, I can type. Our other thought too is that if one person reads this who is in a similar place can find some solidarity in thier feelings, knowing there is one other person out there, it helps, and maybe gives them permission to realize their feelings are Ok too, and they can start expressing them... Boy lots of typing tonight, Huggs to you too. Have a good night!

Overwhelmed! said...

I'm a small chested woman and I like it that way! Since I won't be bearing any children, I won't be increasing in size. :)