Friday, June 29, 2007

A funny for Friday!!!

The Soldier and the Nun. A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,Sister, have you seen a soldier?"The nun replied, "He went that way."After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."The nun said, "I understand completely."The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

12 comments:

Kat said...

LOL! Oh Catch, this was FUNNY! Thanks for the laugh.

Akelamalu said...

Hehe, that was funny! :)

Bluepaintred said...

OMG that was hilarious. I was NOT expecting the great set of balls punch line

I love the jokes you find!

Christine said...

I'll have to tell my husband this one.
That is just hilarious. Loved the punchline.

Michelle said...

oh that's too funny! Maybe I should send this to Joe for an idea as he's supposed to be deploying soon!

MarmiteToasty said...

ROTFLMFRSSO!!!!!!

Fanks, you just made me snort tea out both nostrils LMFAO..... I was so not expecting the ending LOL..... you daft cow lol.......

xxx

Blogarita said...

Wrong. Funny, but wrong. ROFL!

Dave said...

You are a riot. A great way to start my weekend with a laugh.
Thanks

Mr. Fabulous said...

I love it that men who dress up like nuns to avoid military service go commando!

Autumn said...

That was cute. I copied it and sent it out to some email pals

Queenie said...

Heheheheheheh, wet knicker time!!!

Dr.John said...

Now that was funny.