DR John and Bazaa did this meme and I thought it was so funny....so I tried it to.....you just put your name in as...YOUR NAME and needs, example- Sharon needs..then google it, and see what you get! Very funny. Here are the other words you google after needs..is,likes,wants,gets,says,does, and eats.
I used Sharon ( my name) because I didnt think Catch would work well.
Sharon NEEDS to be told to stop shooting and start talking! ( This I just dont get...I have never started shooting and I have never stopped talking! Although I did have a great idea when I got mugged and he stole my purse. If I had had a 357 in there and pulled it out and pointed it at him I bet that sucker would have let go of my purse.I would have loved to have been able to say..." Make my day". I seriously think it would cut down on purse snatchings.)
America must see that Sharon IS the problem! (Comeon....give me a break! I am the problem??? I dont think so...I may be part of the solution but I am not the problem, I have a lot of good ideas for this country.....you hear me ??????)
Good idea #1...stop paying politicians so much money
#2 ..no more paying for body guards( Unless your the president),if you need one pay for it yourself.
#3...no illegal aliens will collect welfare or social security in this country unless they have earned it like the rest of us.
#4...You cant speak English? You must not belong here. Out you go. If you are gonna stay you better learn it!
#5...If you want to redicule our country, you will be out of here on a plane the same day the words come out
of your mouth. You dont get to redicule us AND live here to.
#6..No more directions in any other language but the one we speak...English.
#7..There will be Prayer in all schools starting tomorrow. If there is ever a time this country needs prayer its now. You dont want to hear it? Plug your ears....I want to hear it!
Sharon LIKES to read,and listen to music.( well yes I do...I also like to drink and tell dirty jokes on occasion)
Sharon WANTS U.S. action against Syria. ( I do? All I know is I want our troops to come home....NOW)
Kathleen Christison: What Sharon wants, Sharon GETS. ( all righty now!! I like this one real well...and Kathleen have I got a list for you! I am assuming you are buying!)
Sharon SAYS barrier will stay despite Bush plea.( thats right Mr Bush...I know you are a married man and you can beg me to go out with you till the cows come home...the answer is NO)
According to the Miami Herald Everything Sharon DOES is good. ( Finally...some recognition! I dont know how the Miami Herald got wind of it, but hey...Im not looking a gift horse in the mouth!)
Naked Sharon EATS babies. ( Now this one is just a big lie.....I would never eat a baby! I would eat a baby ruth...or some sugar babies...I might even eat one of them naked...that way the chocolate wont stain my clothes.)
This was a fun meme.....try it!!!