Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Tongue in Cheek Meme

1.Have you ever had an argument with a teacher? NO, in my day we had way too much respect for our teachers to even think of arguing..

2.Can you count in Roman numerals? to 10.

3.Are you bilingual? No, I dont sleep around ; ))

4.Do you know how your car’s engine works? you turn the starts. If it makes a tapping sound...add oil.

4.Can you program the time on a VCR? Yes

5.How many email addresses do you have? 2

6.Do you own a slinky? No, not since I was a child

7.Do you talk to yourself? Yes I do....more and more everyday. And you know what? I find that I am quite entertaining!

8.Do you have a tough time remembering people’s names? not usually, but if I do I just fudge it and act like I remember their names! Just call them "Sweety", they will never know the difference.

9.Did you go stag to your Senior Prom? Of course not!

10.Is any leftover food currently residing in your refrigerator? yes, but good leftovers...some ham....some chili I made today. Nothing green or moldy! We have 2 dogs, remember?

11.Are you high maintenance? probably, but I am the one who maintains me......I try to spoil myself as often as possible.

12.How do you want to be proposed to? Catch, would you marry me and give me the pleasure of being my wife even though I know you dont care if I have clean shirts or a meal on the table. I totally understand that you Catch, are into your second childhood and its all about you. Just let me take you shopping, out to dinner and give you backrubs every night, please?

13.Do you work out regularly? NO, but I bought 2 dog leashes so I can start walking the girls everyday! ( incidentally I did take them both for a walk today,what a mess that was, they kept getting tangled up together, one wanted to go one way, one went the other, I shall walk them separately from now on!)

14.Do you care about your appearance? Sometimes my hair is wild and messy...but if I am going someplace special I always fix it and put on makeup.So yes I care, when it suits me.

15.Describe the person of your dreams: Hes tall, hes kind, hes a little cocky...hes very sexy and his voice makes me quiver..and he loves to take me shopping. And he always sleeps in the wet spot! ( If we are lucky enough to have one!)

16.Do you like to be tan? Yes,and I tan very easy

17.If you had your choice of anyone in the world to spend a night with, who would it be? TC

18.How many keys are on your key ring? 5

19.How much money is in your wallet/purse right at this moment? around 60 dollars

20.What is your favorite spice or seasoning? garlic

21.What does your name mean? I dont know...I think it means Im a

22.Do you give your pets holiday presents? no, but I always buy them treats, even when the little bitches dont listen to me.

23.When doing up your jeans, do you button then zip? Or zip then button? I lay on the bed and inhale very deeply...

24.How far would you go on the first date? Oh Id go all the way...after all Im not getting any younger..and its not like I want to make a good impression on his parents or anything like that.

25.Do you sleep on your side? Stomach? Back? I go to sleep on my back but wake up on my side..

26.Have you attended a high school reunion yet? Oh yes, I love them

27.Are you ticklish? Where? my ribs, under my arms.

28.Would you rather change your past or know your future? I kinda like to just keep things the way they past is what made me what I am today so....why change it? And the future? one day at a time please!

29.Do you believe in saving yourself for marriage? Oh no....I dont want to get married again...and why save a good thing?

30.Would you pick up a hitchhiker? You must be on crack.....

31.Would you consider yourself a worrier? Not since I discovered

32.Do you notice when your crush/significant other changes something about themselves? one time my ex shaved his moustache off and I didnt notice for about an hour....I just thought all of a sudden he looked

33.Do your first impressions of people usually stick? not always, sometimes they are just having a bad day.

34.What movie(s) can you watch over and over?Dirty Dancing, An Officer and A Gentleman, ConAir, Meet The Fockers, Meet The Parents

35.Do you like to cook? I love cooking! Im happiest in my kitchen!

36.Do plants die in your care? no. I take good care of them.....I talk to them, trim them and make sure they are happy and watered!

37.What’s one thing you feel you must do in your life before it ends? I dont really feel like I need to do anything...Ive done pretty much what I want to do...Im comfortable in my life.
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Akelamalu said...

Great answers.

Blogarita said...

I want some of those pills!

Queenie said...

Must have a word with my other half about the wet patch Also where can I get the pills from?????

la bellina mammina said...

hi - that was really entertaining - thank you!

tkkerouac said...

tkkerouac said...

~Deb said...

Wait-------you STILL have a VCR???

Great list!!!

Gardener Greg said...

Great questions, I really enjoyed reading the answers. Some were very funny.


Catch said... vcr....tivo

Tug said...

NICE...I like #7 - I'm entertaining, too! ;-)

Gingers Mom said...

Your proposal was perfect...incredibly romantic. If you find this guys let me know! LOL.

Sleeps in the wet spot. Bwahahahahah!

bice said...

"Do you have a tough time remembering people’s names? not usually, but if I do I just fudge it and act like I remember their names! Just call them "Sweety", they will never know the difference."


Now I'm confused because in your last comment on my site you called me both Bice and Sweety. :)

Catch said...

haha Bice...I couldnt forget your name ..its on your blog!!! lol

Christine said...

Catch, you ARE so very entertaining.I get the greatest laughs from reading your answers. Now that's my kind of proposal!!

Sleeps in the wet spot. LOL!That's funny!

Dr.John said...

Now I know more about you. Important things like your happiest in the kitchen and plants thrive in your care. Now if we only knew for sure that you always told the truth on the blog.

Catch said...

haha..DR John...I never thought of it that way...but why would anyone lie about that? lol

bazza27 said...

Blimey Catch, that wasn't a post, more like a novel. But I read every word and very entertaining it was as usual.

Dan said...

Would you pick up a hitchhiker? You must be on crack

Would you pick up a hitchhiker on crack?

But seriously ... suppose Brad Pitt was hitchhiking. Hell, even I would pick him up. And I'm not even gay.

Pendullum said...

That was a great list Catch!!!
I just think you are a hoot...
Too bad you are not my neighbour... I would be over everyday!

Tina Dray said...

wish i tanned easy, i go bright red then peel!!

guinevere said...

I love your answer to the hitchhiker. I love the first answer, about respect. I am very insistent that my children are respectful.

guinevere said...

Oh my word! I am sorry that I had to fall for that, but I am so grateful that you confirmed my fear.
Thank you.