Tongue in Cheek Meme

1.Have you ever had an argument with a teacher? NO, in my day we had way too much respect for our teachers to even think of arguing..

2.Can you count in Roman numerals? to 10.

3.Are you bilingual? No, I dont sleep around ; ))


4.Do you know how your car’s engine works? you turn the key...it starts. If it makes a tapping sound...add oil.


4.Can you program the time on a VCR? Yes

5.How many email addresses do you have? 2

6.Do you own a slinky? No, not since I was a child


7.Do you talk to yourself? Yes I do....more and more everyday. And you know what? I find that I am quite entertaining!

8.Do you have a tough time remembering people’s names? not usually, but if I do I just fudge it and act like I remember their names! Just call them "Sweety", they will never know the difference.

9.Did you go stag to your Senior Prom? Of course not!

10.Is any leftover food currently residing in your refrigerator? yes, but good leftovers...some ham....some chili I made today. Nothing green or moldy! We have 2 dogs, remember?


11.Are you high maintenance? probably, but I am the one who maintains me......I try to spoil myself as often as possible.

12.How do you want to be proposed to? Catch, would you marry me and give me the pleasure of being my wife even though I know you dont care if I have clean shirts or a meal on the table. I totally understand that you Catch, are into your second childhood and its all about you. Just let me take you shopping, out to dinner and give you backrubs every night, please?

13.Do you work out regularly? NO, but I bought 2 dog leashes so I can start walking the girls everyday! ( incidentally I did take them both for a walk today,what a mess that was, they kept getting tangled up together, one wanted to go one way, one went the other, I shall walk them separately from now on!)

14.Do you care about your appearance? Sometimes my hair is wild and messy...but if I am going someplace special I always fix it and put on makeup.So yes I care, when it suits me.


15.Describe the person of your dreams: Hes tall, hes kind, hes a little cocky...hes very sexy and his voice makes me quiver..and he loves to take me shopping. And he always sleeps in the wet spot! ( If we are lucky enough to have one!)

16.Do you like to be tan? Yes,and I tan very easy

17.If you had your choice of anyone in the world to spend a night with, who would it be? TC

18.How many keys are on your key ring? 5

19.How much money is in your wallet/purse right at this moment? around 60 dollars

20.What is your favorite spice or seasoning? garlic


21.What does your name mean? I dont know...I think it means Im a princess...lol.

22.Do you give your pets holiday presents? no, but I always buy them treats, even when the little bitches dont listen to me.

23.When doing up your jeans, do you button then zip? Or zip then button? I lay on the bed and inhale very deeply...

24.How far would you go on the first date? Oh Id go all the way...after all Im not getting any younger..and its not like I want to make a good impression on his parents or anything like that.


25.Do you sleep on your side? Stomach? Back? I go to sleep on my back but wake up on my side..

26.Have you attended a high school reunion yet? Oh yes, I love them


27.Are you ticklish? Where? my ribs, under my arms.

28.Would you rather change your past or know your future? I kinda like to just keep things the way they are.....my past is what made me what I am today so....why change it? And the future? one day at a time please!


29.Do you believe in saving yourself for marriage? Oh no....I dont want to get married again...and why save a good thing?

30.Would you pick up a hitchhiker? You must be on crack.....

31.Would you consider yourself a worrier? Not since I discovered zoloft...lol

32.Do you notice when your crush/significant other changes something about themselves? one time my ex shaved his moustache off and I didnt notice for about an hour....I just thought all of a sudden he looked younger..lol.

33.Do your first impressions of people usually stick? not always, sometimes they are just having a bad day.


34.What movie(s) can you watch over and over?Dirty Dancing, An Officer and A Gentleman, ConAir, Meet The Fockers, Meet The Parents


35.Do you like to cook? I love cooking! Im happiest in my kitchen!

36.Do plants die in your care? no. I take good care of them.....I talk to them, trim them and make sure they are happy and watered!

37.What’s one thing you feel you must do in your life before it ends? I dont really feel like I need to do anything...Ive done pretty much what I want to do...Im comfortable in my life.