The Rectum Stretcher ...
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the speed limit), A woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a Rectum Stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands> in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's> about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on Cop's Face ..PRICELESS
16 comments:
ROFLMAO! I love it.
too funny...
hahaha good one!!
If only I had the guts to really say this to a cop!!
:-)
Shelli ~ cute , huh?
Ol Lady ~ I try to come up with a good one every once in a while.
EZ ~ TY Sweety
Jill ~ haha..too funny!
Kayla~ I say it to a cop all the time...my brother was a state police....I always tell him these jokes...lol
I love it. Some things are flat out worth the money to say,
HI Jan~ Thanks for visiting....yes, if you would say this to a cop it would be priceless...lol
Ouch! LOL I'm surprised the ticket was "only" 95.00 :)
Funny story but the wrong person for her to tell it to.
Catch,
I met that cop once. She said where ya headed in such a hurray? I said, a race. She frowned, The truth was I was on my way to a 5k race. Ticket $135.00.
Asshole?
rel
well, he did set himself up by asking the question, so he sort of deserved her answer...
Hi Catch
First time leaving a comment. Cindy asked me to stop by and have a laugh which I needed and did have. Thanks for the funny story.
I've seen you comment at Dr John's all the time. I liked my visit and will be back for another visit.
have a wonderful day
That's a classic! Too funny.
Michelle ~ it would be worth 95 dollars to say it to some cops! lol
Dr John ~ oh yes!
Rel ~ LoL...some cops just have no sense of humor...lol..asshole for sure.
Cindy ~ yep, I agree!
the old fart ~ thank you for visiting and commenting.....please do come back!
Bice ~ I think Ill try it the next time I get picked up! lol
LOL!
Fantastic!
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