Reasons Why I dont Have a Cell Phone.
Ash: Mom, where are you?
Me: On my way home.
Ash: You coming straight home?
Me: No, I have 2 stops to make.
Ash : where?
Me:Pegs and Gerts
Ash: Ok, call me when you get home
Me: Ok, bye
Mom: where are you???????
Me: On my way home
Mom: from where?
Me: work last night
Mom: where is the cat food?
Me: I have no clue Mom, you feed the cats
Mom: I cant find it
Me: Ok, Ill stop and get some
Mom: ok, bye
Ash: Nanna says she cant find you.
Me: I just talked to her.
Ash: oh, ok.
about 10 minutes later
Me: ~ sigh ~ Hello
Mom: where have you been?
Me: I just got done working, remember I worked last night?
Mom: Thats right!!!! I forgot
Me: Ill be home soon, just a couple stops to make.
Mom: Ok, see you then
Ash: Mom, Nanna is all stressed out because she doesnt know where you are!
Me: I just talked to her again.
Ash: When are you coming home?
Me: on my way
Ash: ok , bye
Mom: what are you screaming for?
Me: Mom, Im trying to get home and you and Ash have called me about every 2 seconds.
Mom: I didnt call you!
Me: ok Mom....
Mom: You better stop and get some cat food...........
See how much quieter it is without a cell phone? All That could have waited till I got home!