Tuesday, December 12, 2006

bad girl


I dont know if I am proud of this or not. Im not "unproud " of it.
As you all know I have an ex husband. and we get along very well since we are divorced. A couple years ago at Christmas time the Ex was going to sell his pickup truck. I love trucks! So I ask him if he would sell it to me. He said yes....so I got the money together and called him several times so I could pay him and pick up the truck. ( He lives about 30 minutes from me.) I kept leaving messages on his answering machine telling him to call me.
Finally I called my son and ask if his Dad was out of town because I couldnt get ahold of him. My son said he would try to call him. He called me back in about 10 minutes. He said " Mom, Dad is home, he is not answering the phone because he has decided not to sell the truck." I said " you mean he has avoided me instead of just telling me?" My son said "yes." I said " well Im gonna call him". My son said " dont call, they wont answer, they hear your voice and they let it go to the answering machine" ( my Ex was living with his girlfriend). I said ok and hung up. But I was stewing.....and thinking...
So I called my Ex. When the answering machine picked up I said " You know the last time you were here and slept with me you said you were going to sell me the truck! Now you have changed your mind! I wish I had never slept with you!!!!!! And I hung up, knowing full well he and her were going to have quite an argument!!! And they did!
And no, we never slept together when he was here. But I knew she would think we did. Long story short, he didnt speak to me for about 3 weeks...lol. Which didnt really matter to me, I was still po'd about the truck. I even liked his girlfriend, but they just totally pissed me off when they would not answer the phone.
He still has the truck! The girlfriend is gone....and I have my own truck now!

27 comments:

gunngirl said...

ROTFLMAO!! Good one, I love it. Serves him right. All he had to say was he decided not to sell. I guess he thought you'd think he just didn't want to sell it to you.

Either way, he knew you were gonna keep contacting him. I'd be pissed too.

Girl, you change your blog too much. I need that kind of time! I love it!

Bluepaintred said...

...and then I told them, When I grow up, I wanna be just like Catch

strauss said...

Well that's what you get for being a gutless wonder, hey. Hopefully he won't be doing that to you again.

Nea said...

I hope his transmission goes out.......on the truck also....haha.

That was so silly, all he had to do was say, "I have decided to keep the truck." Men seem to take avoidance to a new level, don't they. haha

Tina Dray said...

OH catch you can be a wicked lady at times but i like ya!

good one he deserved it for been a wimp!

Remiman said...

Catch,
You're a pip girl! That was perfect.
Guys can be such dumbasses sometimes (myself included).
rel

EZ said...

ohhhhhh, you dirty dog catch, wonder how many other "stories" you are keepin from us! LOL

Blogarita said...

Very funny. Naughty, but funny.

LauraJ said...

What a great way to start my day!! I love it!!! Love love love that you are so bad bad bad!!
(Someone recently sent me a book how to be a Bad Girl-thank you for some extra help!)

~Deb said...

How many hail marys are we gonna do today missy??????

What gets me is, why do people get so weirded out - or why could he hav explained everything to you? The fact is, the new girlfriend was intimidated by you which made her control his actions most likely.

What kinda' truck are we talking about here? 18 wheeler? An old 1950 Ford? A brand new Escalade? What?

;)

NMOTB said...

That is hillarious, sounds like something I would do!!!!! actually I have done something similar with my ex fiance!! (many many years ago)!!!!! Bet you he answers his phone now!!!

amelia said...

Love it!!!

Shelli said...

That is hilarious. You did the right thing.

Gary said...

Naughty Naughty! But he was being naughty too so I guess he got what was coming to him. :)

I wish I had a truck. Maybe you could sell me yours. :)

Kayla said...

I've always wanted to do something along those lines, but never had the guts!
Way to go, girl!

Mimi said...

LMAO! That is sooo funny! I love it! And I am so proud of you for doing it! What he did was just stupid and immature. And you gave him a taste of his own medicine! You are my lind of gal. No wonder I like you so much!

starbender said...

I luv U'r stories. Sooo entertaining

I don't get along with my X ---Grrrrrr!
I have often wondered what it would be like to get along with an X~ but U have shown me the LighT~
; ]

Michelle said...

well how strange of him to avoid your call instead of just saying, hey I changed my mind!

~QZ~ said...

you're an evil genius!

Pendullum said...

YOU DIDN'T???
OHHHHH MYYYYY................

Dr.John said...

A truck , a truck, my kindom for a truck or maybe it was a horse.

:P fuzzbox said...

Way to stick it to him. I hate being screened on a call.

Big Pissy said...

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Awesome!

Keshi said...

LOL u cheeky woman!

Keshi.

Chana said...

oh my gosh Catch, speechless here and giggling...

Kat Campbell said...

Excellent! That's just what he gets for being too spineless to tell you the truth. Good one Catch!

m said...

oh. i think i can learn from you!

that is hilarious.