Thursday, July 06, 2006

joke time








VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2005

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 &
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The
next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with
a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick
told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000
mortgage & no bike!"

25 comments:

Big Pissy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

That is too cute! :)

Shelli said...

roflmao! Very funny!

deepsat said...

LOL!!! Good one!!

Bluepaintred said...

omg i read that one quite a while ago, its toooo funny isnt it? the way kids think

Bluepaintred said...

tee hee, we soooo think alike catch! check this out :
http://redblogblue.blogspot.com/2006/04/joke-of-day_26.html

Catch said...

haha blue...great minds think alike! lol

Mommy off the Record said...

You're bad. So bad. :)

The Grubbs said...

LOL! That is one I hadn't heard before!

TC said...

Naaaughty!

That's a good one!

Betty said...

Smart kid. It is good to have a laugh in the morning

Dr.John said...

Every kid should have a bike. Great joke.

Mimi said...

I have always loved that one!

Jill said...

LOL!!!

:P fuzzbox said...

Phunny.

Gingers Mom said...

Bwahahahahhaha! Hilarious...and slightly disturbing. I love all the silly pictures and jokes you find.

Lori said...

LMAO I would bail too.

gunngirl said...

Oh my god, LMAO! Just when you think they're not listening.... Funny.

Pendullum said...

You are a baaaaddd girll...
Thanks for the Friday laugh...

Dr.John said...

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include your blog name so the right cards go to the right person.

Lori's Minute said...

Smart kid, I would leave too!

Will Smith talks about how he was moving to a new house and he was telling his young son and the son started crying asking, "Can I come, too???????" Poor kid thought he was going to be left at the old house all alone....

Joe & Karen said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Good One
:)

Phats said...

HAHA oh my god that is so funny!! :)

Pixie said...

Ho Ho Ho

Nea said...

smart kid.....

starbender said...

hahahaaaa,
and we think kids are naive!?!
;]