VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2005
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 &
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The
next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with
a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick
told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000
mortgage & no bike!"
24 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
That is too cute! :)
LOL!!! Good one!!
omg i read that one quite a while ago, its toooo funny isnt it? the way kids think
tee hee, we soooo think alike catch! check this out :
http://redblogblue.blogspot.com/2006/04/joke-of-day_26.html
haha blue...great minds think alike! lol
You're bad. So bad. :)
LOL! That is one I hadn't heard before!
Naaaughty!
That's a good one!
Smart kid. It is good to have a laugh in the morning
Every kid should have a bike. Great joke.
I have always loved that one!
LOL!!!
Phunny.
Bwahahahahhaha! Hilarious...and slightly disturbing. I love all the silly pictures and jokes you find.
LMAO I would bail too.
Oh my god, LMAO! Just when you think they're not listening.... Funny.
You are a baaaaddd girll...
Thanks for the Friday laugh...
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Smart kid, I would leave too!
Will Smith talks about how he was moving to a new house and he was telling his young son and the son started crying asking, "Can I come, too???????" Poor kid thought he was going to be left at the old house all alone....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Good One
:)
HAHA oh my god that is so funny!! :)
Ho Ho Ho
smart kid.....
hahahaaaa,
and we think kids are naive!?!
;]
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