Tuesday, June 13, 2006

rivettttttt...rivettttt



TC ( twisted chili) WHO LOVES TO FISH WAS SITTING IN HIS BOAT ON A LAKE WHEN HE HEARD A VOICE SAY, "PICK ME UP."
HE LOOKED AROUND AND COULD NOT SEE ANY ONE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS DREAMING WHEN HE HEARD THE VOICE AGAIN, "PICK ME UP."
HE LOOKED IN THE WATER AND THERE FLOATING ON THE TOP WAS A FROG. TC SAID, "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?"
THE FROG SAID, "YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU. PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND I'LL TURN INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST WONDERFUL SEXUAL PLEASURES THAT YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED OF."
TC LOOKED AT THE FROG FOR A SHORT TIME AND THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED IT UP CAREFULLY, PLACING IT IN HIS FRONT BREAST POCKET.
THEN THE FROG SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU NUTS, DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? I SAID KISS ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU SEXUAL PLEASURES LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD."
TC OPENED HIS POCKET, LOOKED AT THE FROG AND SAID, "AT MY AGE I'D RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG".

18 comments:

Bluepaintred said...

uh...new template... ro am I going insane?


if its new it looks great... fi its the old one, it still looks great LOL

Chana said...

hmmm, something is different...wait, i'll get it...hmmm, sorry, can't concentrate, there is this hand coming for my friends (lol)...hey nice look...since the short time i come by you change your look often....and they are all beautiful...

i love the joke..i think a talking frog for sure is way better..

TC said...

Cheeeeeeeky!

Pendullum said...

Thanks for the laugh...

Pendullum said...

Thanks for the laugh...

Lori said...

Good one Catch.

The blog is looking great.

Catch said...

paint: no your not insane! lol..its new and thank you

chana: I love change

tc: I knew youd rather have the frog! LOL

pendulum: thank you for stopping by!

Lori: Thank You, thank you.

Mimi said...

I really am laughing at loud! Thanks!

starbender said...

hahahaaaaa!
Luv'd it!
;)

:P fuzzbox said...

A talking frog would be worth major cash but my luck if I found one it would be like the one in the old loony tunes cartoon that would only sing for me and no one else.

Phats said...

haha nice joke! Frogs are cool, just don't get me started on fish

gunngirl said...

Haha! I love your Avatar, too. I think I said that already. Thanks for visiting me!

Joe & Karen said...

I Love it Catch, your blog keeps me laughing, good day or not. Thank you so much for that.
I laughed all day. A talking frog or sexual favours... tough call...
some of the zoo rides were quite the adventure, never rough or scary though, good ol drunken fun.
your site looks great!!!
K.
p.s I had a much better day, even got my exercises done!

Overwhelmed! said...

Very funny!

That hand reaching out is almost freaky! :)

Dr.John said...

Poor TC all that spam and now the center of a joke. From what I've read of his blog he will really enjoy it.

Catch said...

Mimi: tis cute huh? lol

Starbender: thank you !!! :))

Fuzz: forget the sexual favors?

phats: glad u liked it!!!

gunngirl: thank you...I thought it was a cool avatar too.

Karen: glad I made you laugh Sweety and so happy your having a better day!

OW: its kinda cool though...you know me..it wont be there long...lol

Dr John: poor TC...lol...hes a fun guy...he can take it.

Betty said...

I like the new look.
the TC story was great.

Catch said...

thank you Betty.....I like the new look too.